The Straight Version
Celine Haidar survived an Israeli airstrike and returned to coach.
The UNHINGED Take
Israeli jets mistook a ball for a missile; yet Celine Haidar’s return to coaching shows war‑torn goal posts still need a hero. Even their casualties demand a coaching certificate.
The Bottom Line
WICKED SICKNESS / 10
Israeli jets mistook a ball for a missile; yet Celine Haidar’s return to coaching shows war‑torn goal posts still need a hero.
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Israeli jets mistook a ball for a missile; yet Celine Haidar’s return to coaching shows war‑torn goal posts still need a hero. WICKED SICKNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/lebanese-footballer-refuses-to-give-up-after-injuries #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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