The Straight Version
Mélenchon reveals 2027 plan to raise minimum wage, cap food prices, and lower retirement age to 60.
The UNHINGED Take
Mélénsion, the French leftist, thinks raising the wage wheel and capping food is heroic, but moves the retirement knob to 60, a kiwi emperor's absurd flourish.
The Bottom Line
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Mélénsion, the French leftist, thinks raising the wage wheel and capping food is heroic, but moves the retirement knob to 60, a kiwi emperor's absurd flourish.
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Mélénsion, the French leftist, thinks raising the wage wheel and capping food is heroic, but moves the retirement knob to 60, a kiwi emperor's absurd flourish. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/we-must-change-everything-french-far-left-leader #NZElec
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