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Man died after hospital attributed cancer symptoms to Parkinson's

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·2 Nov, 01:44 am
Man died after hospital attributed cancer symptoms to Parkinson's — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A 73‑year‑old colon cancer patient died after his symptoms were misdiagnosed as Parkinson's.

The UNHINGED Take

Health NZ turned that man into a Parkinson's prop, then left him on the floor. The Beehive clowns’ incompetence is so massive it’d require a mudslide to send their own blood out.

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The Bottom Line

Crisis Spiral / 10

Health NZ turned that man into a Parkinson's prop, then left him on the floor.

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Health NZ turned that man into a Parkinson's prop, then left him on the floor. Crisis Spiral / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/man-died-after-hospital-attributed-cancer-symptoms-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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