The Straight Version
Over 400 people lodged complaints with the Commerce Commission this year regarding predatory private parking fine practices.
The UNHINGED Take
These parking vultures are absolute munted scavengers slapping tickets on anything that breathes. It is a legalized shakedown run by muppets in high-vis vests acting like they own the concrete.
The Bottom Line
COMPLETE PARKING SHAMBLES / 10
These parking vultures are absolute munted scavengers slapping tickets on anything that breathes.
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These parking vultures are absolute munted scavengers slapping tickets on anything that breathes. COMPLETE PARKING SHAMBLES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/more-than-400-parking-fine-complaints-to-commerce #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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