The Straight Version
A fatal car crash in Wellington early this morning left one person dead and four others injured.
The UNHINGED Take
Wellington roads are basically just a demolition derby for muppets who think they are in Fast and Furious. Another absolute bin fire of a morning on our munted infrastructure.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD DRIVING / 10
Wellington roads are basically just a demolition derby for muppets who think they are in Fast and Furious.
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Wellington roads are basically just a demolition derby for muppets who think they are in Fast and Furious. BRAIN DEAD DRIVING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/one-dead-four-injured-in-early-morning-wellington #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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