The Straight Version
A letter to department heads demands plans for 15% staffing cuts, while Cabinet papers warn the number of existing jobs axed could reach 11,100
The UNHINGED Take
"Public service chiefs ordered to plan 9000 job cuts during election campaign" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Public service chiefs ordered to plan 9000 job cuts during election campaign" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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