The Straight Version
Reserve Bank stalled OCR at 2.75%, sending the NZ$ plunging close to a cent versus the US$.
The UNHINGED Take
New Zealand's money tossed like a kiwibowl over the banks' frozen bum—so cold the dollar bruised itself. Rude navigation, the Reserve clerks are pure muppets, eyeing a better lotto prize.
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The Bottom Line
DUMB MONEY / 10
New Zealand's money tossed like a kiwibowl over the banks' frozen bum—so cold the dollar bruised itself.
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