The Straight Version
Tonga edged out Samoa 20-18 in a tense Rugby League World Cup match at CommBank Stadium.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine sweating through ninety minutes just for two groups of blokes to bash each other for a trophy nobody cares about. Absolute munted display of glorified backyard fighting.

The Bottom Line
MID TIER CHAOS / 10
Imagine sweating through ninety minutes just for two groups of blokes to bash each other for a trophy nobody cares about.
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