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Rugby League World Cup: Tonga defeat Samoa 20-18 in tight match

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Sport·1 Nov, 11:04 am
Rugby League World Cup: Tonga defeat Samoa 20-18 in tight match — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Tonga edged out Samoa 20-18 in a tense Rugby League World Cup match at CommBank Stadium.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine sweating through ninety minutes just for two groups of blokes to bash each other for a trophy nobody cares about. Absolute munted display of glorified backyard fighting.

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MID TIER CHAOS / 10

Imagine sweating through ninety minutes just for two groups of blokes to bash each other for a trophy nobody cares about.

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