The Straight Version
Tonga defeated Samoa to set up a Rugby League World Cup semifinal clash against the Kiwis.
The UNHINGED Take
The Pacific heavyweights are finally brawling, while the Kiwis prepare to get absolutely munted by Tongan momentum. Don't blink, or you'll miss the entire squad getting flattened into the turf.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10
The Pacific heavyweights are finally brawling, while the Kiwis prepare to get absolutely munted by Tongan momentum.
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The Pacific heavyweights are finally brawling, while the Kiwis prepare to get absolutely munted by Tongan momentum. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/tonga-to-face-kiwis-in-world-cup-semifinal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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