The Straight Version
Russell Brand was sentenced to ten and a half years in prison for rape and multiple sexual assaults.
The UNHINGED Take
The absolute muppet finally dropped his long-winded yoga-guru act for a concrete cell. Turns out the only thing this cooked unit was manifesting was a decade of prison gruel.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10
The absolute muppet finally dropped his long-winded yoga-guru act for a concrete cell.
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The absolute muppet finally dropped his long-winded yoga-guru act for a concrete cell. ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/russell-brand-sentenced-to-10-years-6-months #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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