The Straight Version
A UK court sentenced comedian Russell Brand to 10.5 years in prison for rape and sexual assault.
The UNHINGED Take
The spiritual guru finally found his enlightenment behind cold concrete bars. Turns out the only thing this muppet was manifesting was a decade of prison porridge.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE MUNTED WEIRDO / 10
The spiritual guru finally found his enlightenment behind cold concrete bars.
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