The Straight Version
Hato Hone St John is moving Levin's two extended care paramedics to a base in Palmerston North.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says elite emergency care like moving your only staff an hour away. Absolute muppet logic that leaves Levin residents praying they only have health crises during office hours.
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The Bottom Line
MUNTED LOGISTICS / 10
Nothing says elite emergency care like moving your only staff an hour away.
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