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Sudan factories struggle to restart after devastating wartime losses

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 10:31 pm
Sudan factories struggle to restart after devastating wartime losses — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Factories in Sudan groan to life after war‑damaged shutter.

The UNHINGED Take

War’s wreckage made factories into silent graves; workers now huddle for jobs while prices sky‑rocket like overcooked pastrami. The only thing rising is the absurd hope they'll reopen.

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Reaction GIF for Sudan factories struggle to restart after devastating wartime losses

The Bottom Line

COLD, HUNGRY DEATH / 10

War’s wreckage made factories into silent graves; workers now huddle for jobs while prices sky‑rocket like overcooked pastrami.

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