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Trump blames Iran war for midterms losses

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 11:30 pm
Trump blames Iran war for midterms losses — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Trump claims Iran war caused Republican losses in midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

He blames war for the GOP's slump while clutching a pocketful of fantasies, proving the only thing lost in battle is common sense— and even that got lobotomised, munted, mate.

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The Bottom Line

DEATH TO COMMONSENSE / 10

He blames war for the GOP's slump while clutching a pocketful of fantasies, proving the only thing lost in battle is common sense— and even that got lobotomised, munted, mate.

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He blames war for the GOP's slump while clutching a pocketful of fantasies, proving the only thing lost in battle is common sense— and even that got lobotomised, munted, mate. DEATH TO COMMONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/trump-blames-iran-war-for-midterms-loss

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