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The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 05:05 pm
The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Major change on key issues, such as Israel-Palestine, will be limited by the president and the Democratic establishment.

The UNHINGED Take

"The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"The new Congress may struggle to push a progressive agenda" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/the-new-congress-may-struggle-to-push-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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