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US midterms bring a wave of historic firsts as minorities win key races

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 04:51 pm
US midterms bring a wave of historic firsts as minorities win key races — New Zealand
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US midterms bring a wave of historic firsts as minorities win key races: The first Native American female senator in Minnesota, the first openly gay male senator in New Hampshire, the first Muslim senator in Michigan and the country's first Black female governor in Georgia. FRANCE 24's Elitsa Gadeva has more.

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"US midterms bring a wave of historic firsts as minorities win key races" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"US midterms bring a wave of historic firsts as minorities win key races" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"US midterms bring a wave of historic firsts as minorities win key races" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/us-midterms-bring-a-wave-of-historic-firsts #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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