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They had one foot out the door. Could a $170,000 renovation save their family home?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·1 Nov, 07:30 am
They had one foot out the door. Could a $170,000 renovation save their family home? — New Zealand
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They had one foot out the door. Could a $170,000 renovation save their family home?

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"They had one foot out the door. Could a $170,000 renovation save their family home?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"They had one foot out the door.

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