The Straight Version
MetService issued heavy rain and thunderstorm warnings for Northland as dangerous weather conditions sweep the North Island.
The UNHINGED Take
Northland's already munted roads are about to turn into literal slip-and-slides while the Beehive clowns pretend a bit of asphalt and prayer will fix the infrastructure. Absolute soggy failure.
The Bottom Line
SOAKED INCOMPETENCE / 10
Northland's already munted roads are about to turn into literal slip-and-slides while the Beehive clowns pretend a bit of asphalt and prayer will fix the infrastructure.
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Northland's already munted roads are about to turn into literal slip-and-slides while the Beehive clowns pretend a bit of asphalt and prayer will fix the infrastructure. SOAKED INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/thunderstorm-heavy-rain-warnings-as-band-of-ba
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