The Straight Version
A young Nomad whose life has been entrenched in gangs and drugs from an early age has been jailed for more than a decade for violent offending that includes robbing two Horowhenua dairies in quick succession.
The UNHINGED Take
"Traumatic robbery leaves dairy owners contemplating closure" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Traumatic robbery leaves dairy owners contemplating closure" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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