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Trump’s stillborn diesel deal: Why Russian oil tankers are not heading to the US

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 01:38 pm
Trump’s stillborn diesel deal: Why Russian oil tankers are not heading to the US — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Oil tankers linked to a Trump-Putin diesel deal abandoned their course toward the United States.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump managed to screw up a simple fuel delivery before it even left the dock. Absolute muppets playing high-stakes geopolitical dress-ups while the world watches them trip over their own shadows.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10

Trump managed to screw up a simple fuel delivery before it even left the dock.

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