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Who is Kenya’s starvation cult leader?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 01:43 pm
Who is Kenya’s starvation cult leader? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Paul Mackenzie is the Kenyan cult leader accused of inciting hundreds of followers to starve themselves to death.

The UNHINGED Take

This absolute muppet convinced his flock that skipping lunch leads to heaven while he probably had a secret stash of pies. Truly a cooked unit of the highest order.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

This absolute muppet convinced his flock that skipping lunch leads to heaven while he probably had a secret stash of pies.

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This absolute muppet convinced his flock that skipping lunch leads to heaven while he probably had a secret stash of pies. ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/who-is-kenyas-starvation-cult-leader #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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