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What are special votes and why they could change the election results?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·6 Nov, 10:28 am
What are special votes and why they could change the election results? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Special votes are counted after election night, potentially shifting final seats and seat tallies in Parliament.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine waiting weeks for the Beehive muppets to finish their count while the country burns. It is a pathetic, drawn-out circus for losers who cannot handle a simple tally.

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Imagine waiting weeks for the Beehive muppets to finish their count while the country burns.

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