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Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links

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Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud

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Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks

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Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match

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Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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New UK PM Andy Burnham to make visit to Kyiv on Monday – office - national
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ABS-CBN News•24 Aug

New UK PM Andy Burnham to make visit to Kyiv on Monday – office

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LONDON — British Prime Minister Andy Burnham will visit Kyiv on Monday on his first international visit since taking office last month, his office said, as Ukraine marks its 35th independence anniversary. Burnham has vowed to give strong support to Ukraine as it battles Russia's invasion. The Labour Party leader's visit comes as he announced that Britain had “agreed that defense firm MBDA can release classified information on UK components for the long-range missile, SCALP, to establish local assembly lines in Ukraine”, a statement said. READ: UK’s Burnham to welcome Zelensky in first foreign leader visit The missile is the French-produced […]... Keep on reading: New UK PM Andy Burnham to make visit to Kyiv on Monday – office

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. LONDON — British Prime Minister Andy Burnham will visit Kyiv on Monday on his first international visit since taking office last month, his office said, as Ukraine marks its 35th independence anniversary. Burnham has vowed to give strong support to Ukraine as it battles Russia's invasion. The Labour Party leader's visit comes as he announced that Britain had “agreed that defense firm MBDA can release classified information on UK components for the long-range missile, SCALP, to establish local assembly lines in Ukraine”, a statement said. READ: UK’s Burnham to welcome Zelensky in first foreign leader visit The missile is the French-produced […]... Keep on reading: New UK PM Andy Burnham to make visit to Kyiv on Monday – office

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64 loose firearms recovered in 24-hour Western Visayas crackdown - national
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ABS-CBN News•24 Aug

64 loose firearms recovered in 24-hour Western Visayas crackdown

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ILOILO CITY — Police recovered 64 loose firearms and six explosive devices in a 24-hour crackdown across Western Visayas, the Police Regional Office 6 (PRO 6) said Sunday. From 6 a.m. on Aug. 22 to 5:59 a.m. on Aug. 23, police conducted 68 operations under Project RTT (Restrict, Track and Turn-In), resulting in the voluntary surrender of 62 firearms and the confiscation of two others. READ: 155 loose firearms surrendered, seized in Ilocos Two people were also arrested during the operations, according to the PRO 6 Regional Operations Division. PRO 6 Director Brig. Gen. Randulf Tuaño credited the public’s cooperation for […]... Keep on reading: 64 loose firearms recovered in 24-hour Western Visayas crackdown

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. ILOILO CITY — Police recovered 64 loose firearms and six explosive devices in a 24-hour crackdown across Western Visayas, the Police Regional Office 6 (PRO 6) said Sunday. From 6 a.m. on Aug. 22 to 5:59 a.m. on Aug. 23, police conducted 68 operations under Project RTT (Restrict, Track and Turn-In), resulting in the voluntary surrender of 62 firearms and the confiscation of two others. READ: 155 loose firearms surrendered, seized in Ilocos Two people were also arrested during the operations, according to the PRO 6 Regional Operations Division. PRO 6 Director Brig. Gen. Randulf Tuaño credited the public’s cooperation for […]... Keep on reading: 64 loose firearms recovered in 24-hour Western Visayas crackdown

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Red, yellow alerts raised over Visayas grid on Aug. 24 - national
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ABS-CBN News•24 Aug

Red, yellow alerts raised over Visayas grid on Aug. 24

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MANDAUE CITY, Cebu — Another round of red and yellow alerts was raised over the Visayas grid on Monday, August 24, as businesses opened for the day, potentially leading to rotational brownouts. In an advisory released at 8 a.m. today, the National Grid Corporation of the Philippines (NGCP) said the grid had an available capacity of only 2,312 megawatts, while peak demand could reach 2,395 MW. Due to the supply insufficiency, a red alert will be in effect from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m., while yellow alerts will be raised from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. to 9 […]... Keep on reading: Red, yellow alerts raised over Visayas grid on Aug. 24

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. MANDAUE CITY, Cebu — Another round of red and yellow alerts was raised over the Visayas grid on Monday, August 24, as businesses opened for the day, potentially leading to rotational brownouts. In an advisory released at 8 a.m. today, the National Grid Corporation of the Philippines (NGCP) said the grid had an available capacity of only 2,312 megawatts, while peak demand could reach 2,395 MW. Due to the supply insufficiency, a red alert will be in effect from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m., while yellow alerts will be raised from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. to 9 […]... Keep on reading: Red, yellow alerts raised over Visayas grid on Aug. 24

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DepEd postpones nationwide active shooter drills - national
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ABS-CBN News•24 Aug

DepEd postpones nationwide active shooter drills

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MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Education (DepEd) on Monday postponed its nationwide Simultaneous School Safety Drill for Active Attack Incidents due to inclement weather and cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas. The drill, originally scheduled for Tuesday, Aug. 25, will instead be conducted in the first week of September 2026, DepEd said in a statement. READ: Psychiatrists ask: Defer active shooter drills “[This is] in view of the prevailing inclement weather and the cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas,” DepEd said. DepEd said the suspension will also give the department additional time to ensure that the activity is fully […]... Keep on reading: DepEd postpones nationwide active shooter drills

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Education (DepEd) on Monday postponed its nationwide Simultaneous School Safety Drill for Active Attack Incidents due to inclement weather and cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas. The drill, originally scheduled for Tuesday, Aug. 25, will instead be conducted in the first week of September 2026, DepEd said in a statement. READ: Psychiatrists ask: Defer active shooter drills “[This is] in view of the prevailing inclement weather and the cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas,” DepEd said. DepEd said the suspension will also give the department additional time to ensure that the activity is fully […]... Keep on reading: DepEd postpones nationwide active shooter drills

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Typhoon Saudel to enter PAR Monday, enhance ‘habagat’ - national
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ABS-CBN News•24 Aug

Typhoon Saudel to enter PAR Monday, enhance ‘habagat’

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MANILA, Philippines – Typhoon Saudel is forecast to enter the northeastern boundary of the Philippine Area of Responsibility (PAR) on Monday and will enhance the southwest monsoon or “habagat,” the weather bureau said. As of 3 a.m., the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (PAGASA) said Saudel was located 1,660 km. east-northeast of extreme northern Luzon, with maximum sustained winds of 175 km. per hour (kph) near the center, while moving west-northwestward at 30 kph. READ: Floods kill 111 in central Vietnam, Storm Saudel on the way PAGASA said Saudel, which will be given the local name Obet, will remain over […]... Keep on reading: Typhoon Saudel to enter PAR Monday, enhance ‘habagat’

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. MANILA, Philippines – Typhoon Saudel is forecast to enter the northeastern boundary of the Philippine Area of Responsibility (PAR) on Monday and will enhance the southwest monsoon or “habagat,” the weather bureau said. As of 3 a.m., the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (PAGASA) said Saudel was located 1,660 km. east-northeast of extreme northern Luzon, with maximum sustained winds of 175 km. per hour (kph) near the center, while moving west-northwestward at 30 kph. READ: Floods kill 111 in central Vietnam, Storm Saudel on the way PAGASA said Saudel, which will be given the local name Obet, will remain over […]... Keep on reading: Typhoon Saudel to enter PAR Monday, enhance ‘habagat’

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DENR keeps Pamitinan protected area in Rizal closed over safety risks - national
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ABS-CBN News•24 Aug

DENR keeps Pamitinan protected area in Rizal closed over safety risks

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LUCENA CITY — The Pamitinan Protected Landscape (PPL) in Montalban, Rizal remains temporarily closed to visitors as authorities conduct cleanup, repairs and safety assessments. This site is a popular destination for rock climbers and outdoor enthusiasts. The closure comes following the discovery of cracks at its summit. The Department of Environment and Natural Resources in Calabarzon announced the continued closure on Saturday (August 22). It said the Protected Area Management Office (PAMO) is still in the middle of cleanup operations, road repairs and campsite maintenance. “Considering that PPL is a rockslide-prone area, further assessment and the implementation of necessary safety measures […]... Keep on reading: DENR keeps Pamitinan protected area in Rizal closed over safety risks

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. LUCENA CITY — The Pamitinan Protected Landscape (PPL) in Montalban, Rizal remains temporarily closed to visitors as authorities conduct cleanup, repairs and safety assessments. This site is a popular destination for rock climbers and outdoor enthusiasts. The closure comes following the discovery of cracks at its summit. The Department of Environment and Natural Resources in Calabarzon announced the continued closure on Saturday (August 22). It said the Protected Area Management Office (PAMO) is still in the middle of cleanup operations, road repairs and campsite maintenance. “Considering that PPL is a rockslide-prone area, further assessment and the implementation of necessary safety measures […]... Keep on reading: DENR keeps Pamitinan protected area in Rizal closed over safety risks

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More than 40,000 evacuate as wildfire nears Reno in western US - national
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ABS-CBN News•24 Aug

More than 40,000 evacuate as wildfire nears Reno in western US

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LOS ANGELES — Officials in Nevada in the western United States urged people to evacuate their homes Sunday as a fast-moving, wind-driven wildfire bore down on the city of Reno. Some 42,000 people have evacuated their homes and another 45,000 have been told to get ready leave, Reno Mayor Hillary Schieve told CNN. The one-day-old Hawk Fire had grown to 15,040 acres (6,087 hectares) by Sunday afternoon and was burning five miles (8 km) northwest of Reno, a metropolitan area of over 280,000 people, according to census data from 2025. READ: Heat wave scorches Western US, raises wildfire risk The blaze […]... Keep on reading: More than 40,000 evacuate as wildfire nears Reno in western US

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. LOS ANGELES — Officials in Nevada in the western United States urged people to evacuate their homes Sunday as a fast-moving, wind-driven wildfire bore down on the city of Reno. Some 42,000 people have evacuated their homes and another 45,000 have been told to get ready leave, Reno Mayor Hillary Schieve told CNN. The one-day-old Hawk Fire had grown to 15,040 acres (6,087 hectares) by Sunday afternoon and was burning five miles (8 km) northwest of Reno, a metropolitan area of over 280,000 people, according to census data from 2025. READ: Heat wave scorches Western US, raises wildfire risk The blaze […]... Keep on reading: More than 40,000 evacuate as wildfire nears Reno in western US

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Martin del Rosario's dad Robert in ICU but now safe after heart surgery - national
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ABS-CBN News•29 Jul

Martin del Rosario's dad Robert in ICU but now safe after heart surgery

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Martin del Rosario's father Robert is recovering in the ICU after undergoing successful quintuple heart bypass surgery

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Ganon ba yun, heart bypass surgery ka pa, siguro ang daming nagalit sa'yo sa traffic sa EDSA na nagkaroon ka ng heart problem, pero okay na siya, thank God, at least may pera sila para sa mahal na hospital bills, unlike sa mga ordinaryong tao na naghihirap sa ospital

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Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US

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The Temporary Protected Status for Haitians in the US was terminated, leaving New York's Haitian community in a state of uncertainty and fear

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Ano ba naman, the US government is acting like a baliktad na plate of adobo, termination here, termination there, walang puso, leaving those Haitians in a state of limbo, what a kalokohan, as if they're not humans too, just like us Pinoys, we know how it feels to be treated like dirt, sis

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Marcos names Teston, Dijamco as tax court associate justices - national
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ABS-CBN News•29 Jul

Marcos names Teston, Dijamco as tax court associate justices

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MANILA, Philippines — Malacañang on Wednesday confirmed the appointment of former Food and Drug Administration (FDA) director general Paolo Teston and former Education Undersecretary Debbie Jean Centeno-Dijamco as new associate justices of the Court of Tax Appeals (CTA). President Marcos named Teston and Dijamco to replace the posts vacated following the promotion of then-Associate Justice Maria Belen Ringpis-Liban as presiding justice of the CTA on Dec. 17, 2025, and the retirement of Associate Justice Catherine Manahan on Jan. 2, 2026. They are set to take their oath of office before President Marcos in Malacañang on Wednesday afternoon, according to the Presidential Communications […]... Keep on reading: Marcos names Teston, Dijamco as tax court associate justices

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. MANILA, Philippines — Malacañang on Wednesday confirmed the appointment of former Food and Drug Administration (FDA) director general Paolo Teston and former Education Undersecretary Debbie Jean Centeno-Dijamco as new associate justices of the Court of Tax Appeals (CTA). President Marcos named Teston and Dijamco to replace the posts vacated following the promotion of then-Associate Justice Maria Belen Ringpis-Liban as presiding justice of the CTA on Dec. 17, 2025, and the retirement of Associate Justice Catherine Manahan on Jan. 2, 2026. They are set to take their oath of office before President Marcos in Malacañang on Wednesday afternoon, according to the Presidential Communications […]... Keep on reading: Marcos names Teston, Dijamco as tax court associate justices

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WATCH: De Lima, Poa clash over opening statement - national
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ABS-CBN News•29 Jul

WATCH: De Lima, Poa clash over opening statement

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House prosecutor Leila de Lima and defense counsel Michael Poa clashed over her opening statement during the Senate impeachment court hearings against Vice President Sara Duterte

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What a circus, these two are going at it like rival jeepney drivers in EDSA, De Lima's all fired up like a sisig-loving drunk on a Sunday afternoon, while Poa's being a total cool-aid drinking apologist, what a total waste of time and taxpayers' money, nakakainis talaga

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PNP finds leads to IEDs recovered at DOJ, Senate - national
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ABS-CBN News•29 Jul

PNP finds leads to IEDs recovered at DOJ, Senate

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The Philippine National Police found leads into the suspected improvised explosive devices recovered outside the Department of Justice and the Senate

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Ano ba yan, may naglalakad na IED dito, may nagpaputok pa sa DOJ, tapos may nataguan pa sa Senate, pero ang PNP parang may alam na, pero hindi mo pwedeng sabihin, ano ka ba, teleserye ba ito, magtatapos ba ang buwan na ito nang walang putok

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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war

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Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US troops in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military

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Ano ba naman, Iran, wala ka nang magawa sa buhay mo kaya naghahagis ka ng missiles, tapos na-intercept pa, ang tangang moves mo, pareho ka sa mga trapo dito sa Pinas na walang magawa kung di magpa-drama, what a joke

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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies - world
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France 24•29 Jul

Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

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US and Saudi warplanes launched strikes against Iran-backed militants in Iraq, while Iran's Revolutionary Guards struck and halted three oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz

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Ano ba naman yan, mga gago sa Middle East, gusto nila magpatayan lagi, ewan ko ba kung bakit hindi sila mapakali, parang mga aso sa kalye walang pag-asa, mga utak talangka sa mga gobyerno nila

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Beyond infrastructure, corruption takes root in agriculture - national
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ABS-CBN News•29 Jul

Beyond infrastructure, corruption takes root in agriculture

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President Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos Jr.’s 2026 State of the Nation Address focused on alleged corruption in the Department of Public Works and Highways, particularly anomalous flood control projects. While the issue resonated with public frustration, it drew attention away from deeper systemic problems in food importation, agriculture and fiscal management. This report argues that the over-importation of rice and sugar, cartel manipulation, smuggling networks and debt-related leakages exceed the scale and impact of the DPWH scandals. The 2022 sugar importation order controversy, the importation of 450,000 metric tons of refined sugar and the 2023-24 onion smuggling crisis illustrate how regulatory […]... Keep on reading: Beyond infrastructure, corruption takes root in agriculture

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. President Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos Jr.’s 2026 State of the Nation Address focused on alleged corruption in the Department of Public Works and Highways, particularly anomalous flood control projects. While the issue resonated with public frustration, it drew attention away from deeper systemic problems in food importation, agriculture and fiscal management. This report argues that the over-importation of rice and sugar, cartel manipulation, smuggling networks and debt-related leakages exceed the scale and impact of the DPWH scandals. The 2022 sugar importation order controversy, the importation of 450,000 metric tons of refined sugar and the 2023-24 onion smuggling crisis illustrate how regulatory […]... Keep on reading: Beyond infrastructure, corruption takes root in agriculture

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WATCH: House prosecutor Chua presents first Article I witness - national
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ABS-CBN News•29 Jul

WATCH: House prosecutor Chua presents first Article I witness

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House prosecutor Rep. Joel Chua presented Violeta Constantino as the prosecution's first witness for Article I of the impeachment trial against Vice President Sara Duterte

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Ano ba yan, finally may witness na, pero si Chua ba yung prosecutor or yung tumatakas sa katotohanan, at si Violeta Constantino, sino ba sya, pahirap sa buhay, vice president na lang ang gustong patalsikin, yung mga buwaya sa gobyerno walang kasala

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Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting - world
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BBC World•29 Jul

Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting

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US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

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Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order - national
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ABS-CBN News•29 Jul

Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order

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MANILA, Philippines — Lawyer Benjamin Tolosa Jr., one of the prosecutors in Vice President Sara Duterte’s impeachment trial, clarified on Wednesday that the proposal to change the order of evidence presentation came from the Senate Impeachment Court. Tolosa made the statement after Senate President Sherwin Gatchalian earlier revealed that Duterte’s defense team rejected the proposed alternate presentation of evidence per article. READ: Sara Duterte's camp nixes impeachment trial flow change READ: VP trial Day 10: Prosecution to present 1st witness for CF misuse The lawyer noted that there seemed to be a wrong impression that the motion to change the order […]... Keep on reading: Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. MANILA, Philippines — Lawyer Benjamin Tolosa Jr., one of the prosecutors in Vice President Sara Duterte’s impeachment trial, clarified on Wednesday that the proposal to change the order of evidence presentation came from the Senate Impeachment Court. Tolosa made the statement after Senate President Sherwin Gatchalian earlier revealed that Duterte’s defense team rejected the proposed alternate presentation of evidence per article. READ: Sara Duterte's camp nixes impeachment trial flow change READ: VP trial Day 10: Prosecution to present 1st witness for CF misuse The lawyer noted that there seemed to be a wrong impression that the motion to change the order […]... Keep on reading: Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order

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Cebu deploys masks, readies hospitals as Kanlaon ashfall drifts in - national
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ABS-CBN News•9 Jul

Cebu deploys masks, readies hospitals as Kanlaon ashfall drifts in

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The Cebu provincial government is handing out N95 masks and putting hospitals on high alert after ashfall from volcano Kanlaon drifted into Cebu, as authorities warn of respiratory risks.

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Finally, the provincial officials are stuffing faces with N95 masks while ash is raining like a lazy confetti party. They promise hospitals are on guard, but the ash is already burrowing into every corner, turning Cebu streets into a smog derby. When the big shots talk about 'preparation', the real drama is the voters trying to breathe through a volcanic cocktail. No wonder half the city is left wondering if the ash or the government is the bigger hazard.

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Iran launches more strikes after accusing US of striking near nuclear plant - world
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BBC World•9 Jul

Iran launches more strikes after accusing US of striking near nuclear plant

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Iran launched additional airstrikes after accusing the U.S. of striking near its nuclear plant, with U.S. Centcom reporting 90 Iranian targets hit and the health ministry claiming 14 casualties since Tuesday.

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Na, seryoso? Di na lang 'yan ng bagong pasalubong 'power trip' ng IRA, eh! Naming tagad? Parang hindi basta basta ang battle, di ba? Ang halo-halo ng kahirohan at lungkot—mga 'cheerleader' bilis na brags, habang ang good guys nagbibilang kung finish na ang COVID; minus between them, ang galing na pilo ng pagdugtong galing sa peryodiko!

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. LONDON — British Prime Minister Andy Burnham will visit Kyiv on Monday on his first international visit since taking office last month, his

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. MANDAUE CITY, Cebu — Another round of red and yellow alerts was raised over the Visayas grid on Monday, August 24, as businesses opened for

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Education (DepEd) on Monday postponed its nationwide Simultaneous School Safety

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