Cebu deploys masks, readies hospitals as Kanlaon ashfall drifts in

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The Cebu provincial government is handing out N95 masks and putting hospitals on high alert after ashfall from volcano Kanlaon drifted into Cebu, as authorities warn of respiratory risks.

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Finally, the provincial officials are stuffing faces with N95 masks while ash is raining like a lazy confetti party. They promise hospitals are on guard, but the ash is already burrowing into every corner, turning Cebu streets into a smog derby. When the big shots talk about 'preparation', the real drama is the voters trying to breathe through a volcanic cocktail. No wonder half the city is left wondering if the ash or the government is the bigger hazard.

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Finally, the provincial officials are stuffing faces with N95 masks while ash is raining like a lazy confetti party.

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