The Straight Version
AI stocks soar as trillions wiped out, investors flee tech fearing Democrat victory slows AI progress.
The UNHINGED Take
Trillions gone, tech stocks blinding. Investors now dance in zero‑gravity hope, while the AI herd waits for the Democrat rainkill. Cash waltzes, politics sings deafening karaoke.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Trillions gone, tech stocks blinding.
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Trillions gone, tech stocks blinding. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/ai-stocks-climb-after-trillions-wiped-from-market #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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