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AI stocks climb after trillions wiped from market values

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 05:03 pm
AI stocks climb after trillions wiped from market values — Philippines
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The Straight Version

AI stocks soar as trillions wiped out, investors flee tech fearing Democrat victory slows AI progress.

The UNHINGED Take

Trillions gone, tech stocks blinding. Investors now dance in zero‑gravity hope, while the AI herd waits for the Democrat rainkill. Cash waltzes, politics sings deafening karaoke.

🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // AI STOCK CIRCUSGIF
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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trillions gone, tech stocks blinding.

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Trillions gone, tech stocks blinding. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/ai-stocks-climb-after-trillions-wiped-from-market #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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