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At least 14 people killed in attack on Ukraine train station

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 06:03 pm
At least 14 people killed in attack on Ukraine train station — Philippines
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The Straight Version

A Russian drone strike killed at least 14 people at Dnipro’s main railway station in central Ukraine.

The UNHINGED Take

"At least 14 people killed in attack on Ukraine train station" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"At least 14 people killed in attack on Ukraine train station" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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