The Straight Version
Cebu Archbishop Alberto Uy urges Catholics to remember Halloween’s Christian roots.
The UNHINGED Take
Uy, you horror movie king, trying to 'reclaim' Halloween? Sounds like someone’s making a wish for miracles—horror costume, not prayer. The church’s lost track of its own faith.
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The Bottom Line
CHAOS OIL / 10
Uy, you horror movie king, trying to 'reclaim' Halloween?
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Uy, you horror movie king, trying to 'reclaim' Halloween? CHAOS OIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/cebu-prelate-urges-faithful-to-reclaim-true-meaning #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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