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Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 08:27 am
Dead dolphins, naval mines: Russia-Ukraine war destroys the Black Sea — Philippines
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The Straight Version

The Russia-Ukraine conflict has destroyed the Black Sea ecosystem, resulting in over 120,000 dead dolphins.

The UNHINGED Take

Humans are such trash that we turned a sea into a graveyard just to measure whose ego is bigger. Imagine nuking the planet's lungs while fighting over dirt and delusions.

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EXTINCTION LEVEL STUPIDITY / 10

Humans are such trash that we turned a sea into a graveyard just to measure whose ego is bigger.

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Humans are such trash that we turned a sea into a graveyard just to measure whose ego is bigger. EXTINCTION LEVEL STUPIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/dead-dolphins-naval-mines-russia-ukraine-war-destroys #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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