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Delhi air quality worsens ahead of Diwali as firework restrictions enter force

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·4 Nov, 07:39 am
Delhi air quality worsens ahead of Diwali as firework restrictions enter force — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Delhi's air quality index hits 377, classifying it as very poor before Diwali fireworks.

The UNHINGED Take

Wow, Delhi thinks smog is a festival décor—500 kilometers of smoke to light up the sky, while the gov't mops up its own mess with a broken slingshot.

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The Bottom Line

STILL AIR BOMB / 10

Wow, Delhi thinks smog is a festival décor—500 kilometers of smoke to light up the sky, while the gov't mops up its own mess with a broken slingshot.

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Wow, Delhi thinks smog is a festival décor—500 kilometers of smoke to light up the sky, while the gov't mops up its own mess with a broken slingshot. STILL AIR BOMB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/delhi-air-quality-worsens-ahead-of-diwali-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN

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