DepEd postpones nationwide active shooter drills

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MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Education (DepEd) on Monday postponed its nationwide Simultaneous School Safety Drill for Active Attack Incidents due to inclement weather and cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas. The drill, originally scheduled for Tuesday, Aug. 25, will instead be conducted in the first week of September 2026, DepEd said in a statement. READ: Psychiatrists ask: Defer active shooter drills “[This is] in view of the prevailing inclement weather and the cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas,” DepEd said. DepEd said the suspension will also give the department additional time to ensure that the activity is fully […]... Keep on reading: DepEd postpones nationwide active shooter drills

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. MANILA, Philippines — The Department of Education (DepEd) on Monday postponed its nationwide Simultaneous School Safety Drill for Active Attack Incidents due to inclement weather and cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas. The drill, originally scheduled for Tuesday, Aug. 25, will instead be conducted in the first week of September 2026, DepEd said in a statement. READ: Psychiatrists ask: Defer active shooter drills “[This is] in view of the prevailing inclement weather and the cancellation of face-to-face classes in several areas,” DepEd said. DepEd said the suspension will also give the department additional time to ensure that the activity is fully […]... Keep on reading: DepEd postpones nationwide active shooter drills

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