The Straight Version
DepEd is finally distributing 231,725 laptops to public school teachers, prioritizing those who never received one before.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine acting like a hero for finally handing out basic tools to overworked teachers after years of digital stone-age neglect. Sonny Angara is just slapping a fresh coat of paint on a rotting, bureaucratic dumpster fire.
The Bottom Line
BARE MINIMUM COMEDY / 10
Imagine acting like a hero for finally handing out basic tools to overworked teachers after years of digital stone-age neglect.
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