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Dizon vows crackdown on erring shipping firms after Palawan ferry fire

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Oct, 12:12 pm
Dizon vows crackdown on erring shipping firms after Palawan ferry fire — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Transport Secretary Vince Dizon promised a crackdown on shipping firms after a Palawan ferry fire killed 77 people.

The UNHINGED Take

Dizon is performing his best impression of a competent official while 77 people are dead because these floating death traps have zero oversight. Same circus, same clowns, just a fresh coat of political paint.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE ADMINISTRATIVE THEATER / 10

Dizon is performing his best impression of a competent official while 77 people are dead because these floating death traps have zero oversight.

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Dizon is performing his best impression of a competent official while 77 people are dead because these floating death traps have zero oversight. ABSOLUTE ADMINISTRATIVE THEATER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/dizon-vows-crackdown-on-erring-shipping-firms-after #NZElec

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