The Straight Version
Transport Secretary Vince Dizon promised a crackdown on shipping firms after a Palawan ferry fire killed 77 people.
The UNHINGED Take
Dizon is performing his best impression of a competent official while 77 people are dead because these floating death traps have zero oversight. Same circus, same clowns, just a fresh coat of political paint.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE ADMINISTRATIVE THEATER / 10
Dizon is performing his best impression of a competent official while 77 people are dead because these floating death traps have zero oversight.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Dizon is performing his best impression of a competent official while 77 people are dead because these floating death traps have zero oversight. ABSOLUTE ADMINISTRATIVE THEATER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/dizon-vows-crackdown-on-erring-shipping-firms-after #NZElec
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