The Straight Version
Donald Trump reportedly offered UFC boss Dana White the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants to turn the press briefing room into a literal octagon because he hates the truth more than a cage fighter hates a concussion. It is a pathetic circus act for the brain-dead.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10
Trump wants to turn the press briefing room into a literal octagon because he hates the truth more than a cage fighter hates a concussion.
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Trump wants to turn the press briefing room into a literal octagon because he hates the truth more than a cage fighter hates a concussion. BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/donald-trump-wants-ufc-fighters-as-assistants #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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