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Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Jul, 02:46 am
Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines — Lawyer Benjamin Tolosa Jr., one of the prosecutors in Vice President Sara Duterte’s impeachment trial, clarified on Wednesday that the proposal to change the order of evidence presentation came from the Senate Impeachment Court. Tolosa made the statement after Senate President Sherwin Gatchalian earlier revealed that Duterte’s defense team rejected the proposed alternate presentation of evidence per article. READ: Sara Duterte's camp nixes impeachment trial flow change READ: VP trial Day 10: Prosecution to present 1st witness for CF misuse The lawyer noted that there seemed to be a wrong impression that the motion to change the order […]... Keep on reading: Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. MANILA, Philippines — Lawyer Benjamin Tolosa Jr., one of the prosecutors in Vice President Sara Duterte’s impeachment trial, clarified on Wednesday that the proposal to change the order of evidence presentation came from the Senate Impeachment Court. Tolosa made the statement after Senate President Sherwin Gatchalian earlier revealed that Duterte’s defense team rejected the proposed alternate presentation of evidence per article. READ: Sara Duterte's camp nixes impeachment trial flow change READ: VP trial Day 10: Prosecution to present 1st witness for CF misuse The lawyer noted that there seemed to be a wrong impression that the motion to change the order […]... Keep on reading: Duterte impeachment: Court proposed changing evidence presentation order

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