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Elderly women and children survive Russian attack on Kharkiv

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 07:35 am
Elderly women and children survive Russian attack on Kharkiv — Philippines
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The Straight Version

A Russian drone strike in Kharkiv forced elderly women and children to flee their homes on Tuesday.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so pathologically insecure that you send kamikaze toys to hunt grandmas and toddlers. Russia is truly the world's most pathetic, basement-dwelling schoolyard bully.

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ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC PEAK CRINGE / 10

Imagine being so pathologically insecure that you send kamikaze toys to hunt grandmas and toddlers.

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