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Ex-Cebu mayor Raymond Garcia appeals Ombud ruling over cockfight derbies

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·28 Oct, 01:00 pm
Ex-Cebu mayor Raymond Garcia appeals Ombud ruling over cockfight derbies — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Former Cebu Mayor Raymond Garcia is fighting an Ombudsman ruling regarding his approval of NUSTAR cockfighting derbies.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine crying over a signed letter like it is a lost homework assignment instead of an official pass for bloodsport. This dude thinks he is slick playing the amateur victim card.

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FLOP ERA SPECIAL / 10

Imagine crying over a signed letter like it is a lost homework assignment instead of an official pass for bloodsport.

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Imagine crying over a signed letter like it is a lost homework assignment instead of an official pass for bloodsport. FLOP ERA SPECIAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/ex-cebu-mayor-raymond-garcia-appeals-ombud-ruling #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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