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Ex-President Duterte to skip last hearing before his Nov. 30 trial

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·31 Oct, 01:33 am
Ex-President Duterte to skip last hearing before his Nov. 30 trial — Philippines
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MANILA, Philippines — Former President Rodrigo Duterte will not appear in the last hearing before the start of his trial for crimes against humanity in the International Criminal Court (ICC). In a document dated Oct. 30, the defense said that the Trial Chamber (TC) III allowed Duterte to skip the fifth status conference on Nov. 2. It did not cite the specific reasons. The defense, led by lawyer Peter Haynes, said it notified the chamber about the request on Oct. 28 and was immediately granted a day later. This is the last status conference scheduled before Duterte faces the court for […]... Keep on reading: Ex-President Duterte to skip last hearing before his Nov. 30 trial

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"Ex-President Duterte to skip last hearing before his Nov. 30 trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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