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MANILA, Philippines — A fire broke out at a commercial establishment inside the Makati Central Square along Chino Roces Avenue in Brgy. Pio del Pilar, Makati City, on Friday evening, Nov. 6. The blaze was first reported at around 6:06 p.m. READ: Fire breaks out in Makati City residential area According to the Bureau of Fire Protection (BFP), the blaze reached the first alarm minutes after the call. At least 19 fire responders reported to the scene. The blaze was declared under control by 6:46 p.m. Fire authorities said the fire was extinguished at around 7:36 p.m. The bureau said that […]... Keep on reading: Fire hits mall in Makati City Friday evening
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