The Straight Version
Jean-Luc Mélenchon is launching his 2027 presidential bid with promises to slash retirement ages and cap food prices.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking the French economy is a bottomless ATM you can just keep punching for freebies. This fossil is speedrunning national bankruptcy while delusional voters clap like trained seals.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10
Imagine thinking the French economy is a bottomless ATM you can just keep punching for freebies.
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