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Galapagos Islands: Heavy rains kill one, thousands displaced

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·1 Nov, 05:19 am
Galapagos Islands: Heavy rains kill one, thousands displaced — Philippines
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QUITO — Heavy rains in the Galapagos Islands killed at least one person and displaced thousands of families in the region, local authorities said on Saturday. The rainfall, thought to be associated with the El Nino phenomenon, began Friday afternoon. “This is the first time something like this has happened in Santa Cruz. We never imagined this would happen… It was a natural phenomenon that truly exceeded our expectations,” the island's mayor, Fanny Uribe, told AFP. Residents of Santa Cruz Island, the most populated in the archipelago, had to carry their belongings to safety, according to images released by the ECU911 […]... Keep on reading: Galapagos Islands: Heavy rains kill one, thousands displaced

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