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How big is the Republican midterms loss, and is there a silver lining?

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 01:59 pm
How big is the Republican midterms loss, and is there a silver lining? — Philippines
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The Straight Version

The Republican party suffered its worst congressional performance since 1990 despite securing a few minor electoral victories.

The UNHINGED Take

The GOP is currently a headless chicken running through a swamp of its own making. Grasping for a silver lining while your house is a pile of ash is peak political delusion.

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COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

The GOP is currently a headless chicken running through a swamp of its own making.

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