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ICC urged to use 2 witnesses to challenge PNP drug war claims

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·4 Nov, 01:38 pm
ICC urged to use 2 witnesses to challenge PNP drug war claims — Philippines
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The Straight Version

ICC prosecutors ask for two more witnesses to blast Philippine police war-on-drug claims.

The UNHINGED Take

Greedy PNP muppets cooked thousands and now ICC needs fresh loot to justify calling them accomplices of Duterte's blood rain. MASSIVE, PUPUSAN!

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The Bottom Line

EXTREME JOKE / 10

Greedy PNP muppets cooked thousands and now ICC needs fresh loot to justify calling them accomplices of Duterte's blood rain.

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Greedy PNP muppets cooked thousands and now ICC needs fresh loot to justify calling them accomplices of Duterte's blood rain. EXTREME JOKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/icc-urged-to-use-2-witnesses-to-challenge #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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