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Iran engages US in 'intensive' negotiations to avert fresh war outbreak

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 05:42 pm
Iran engages US in 'intensive' negotiations to avert fresh war outbreak — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Iran is conducting indirect negotiations with the US to avoid conflict and reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

The UNHINGED Take

Tehran and Washington are playing a pathetic game of hot potato with global oil while holding the Strait of Hormuz hostage for midterm election brownie points. Absolutely top-tier geopolitical hostage theater.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

Tehran and Washington are playing a pathetic game of hot potato with global oil while holding the Strait of Hormuz hostage for midterm election brownie points.

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Tehran and Washington are playing a pathetic game of hot potato with global oil while holding the Strait of Hormuz hostage for midterm election brownie points. TOTAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/iran-engages-us-in-intensive-negotiations-to-avert #NZElect

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