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Israeli opposition leaders vow to remove Netanyahu quickly but path unclear

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 02:17 pm
Israeli opposition leaders vow to remove Netanyahu quickly but path unclear — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Israeli opposition pledges quick ouster of Netanyahu but unclear on alliances.

The UNHINGED Take

Eisenkot’s 48‑seat hype is a comic circus, the same as Netanyahu’s 53‑seat maneuvers—both know no honest play, just puppet strings with Arab curtain calls.

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CEREBRAL SELF‑DESTRUCTION /10

Eisenkot’s 48‑seat hype is a comic circus, the same as Netanyahu’s 53‑seat maneuvers—both know no honest play, just puppet strings with Arab curtain calls.

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Eisenkot’s 48‑seat hype is a comic circus, the same as Netanyahu’s 53‑seat maneuvers—both know no honest play, just puppet strings with Arab curtain calls. CEREBRAL SELF‑DESTRUCTION /10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/israeli-opposition-leaders-vow-to-remove-netanyahu-quic

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