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MANDAUE CITY, Cebu — Bladed weapons, butane canisters and vape devices were among the prohibited items confiscated by security personnel from travelers at the Cebu South and North Bus Terminals over the past three days. Ahmed Cuizon, head of the two terminals, said, however, that none of the owners were arrested or penalized. Passengers caught […]... Keep on reading: Kalag-Kalag 2026: Butane, bladed weapons seized at Cebu terminals
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The Bottom Line
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"Kalag-Kalag 2026: Butane, bladed weapons seized at Cebu terminals" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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