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Kapunan: Defense's ‘I don’t know’ alibi makes VP Duterte look ‘dumb’

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·6 Nov, 03:21 pm
Kapunan: Defense's ‘I don’t know’ alibi makes VP Duterte look ‘dumb’ — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Kapunan slammed the defense panel’s 'I don't know' excuse, calling it proof that Vice President Duterte is clueless.

The UNHINGED Take

Kapunan turns the VP’s alleged ignorance into gold—if a clueless bureaucrat can own a symbol, why not a politician whose brain reserves only a thumb? Duterte’s signature is a typo waiting to happen.

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The Bottom Line

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Kapunan turns the VP’s alleged ignorance into gold—if a clueless bureaucrat can own a symbol, why not a politician whose brain reserves only a thumb?

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Kapunan turns the VP’s alleged ignorance into gold—if a clueless bureaucrat can own a symbol, why not a politician whose brain reserves only a thumb? TRASH CAPTAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/kapunan-defenses-i-dont-know-alibi-makes-vp #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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