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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 11:54 am
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for starving 191 followers to death in a forest.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking Jesus wants you to turn your kids into human jerky just to secure an early flight to heaven. This absolute fruitcake deserves to starve in a hole for eternity.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine thinking Jesus wants you to turn your kids into human jerky just to secure an early flight to heaven.

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