The Straight Version
French leftwing activist Éric Mélenchon vowed to strike back against Israel's land grab if he wins presidency.
The UNHINGED Take
Mélenchon promises a crusade against Israeli annexation, but his army of tweet‑speakers will fumble while the real war is a banana‑payment deal with diplomats. Funny, right?
The Bottom Line
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Mélenchon promises a crusade against Israeli annexation, but his army of tweet‑speakers will fumble while the real war is a banana‑payment deal with diplomats.
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Mélenchon promises a crusade against Israeli annexation, but his army of tweet‑speakers will fumble while the real war is a banana‑payment deal with diplomats. CERTIFIED PARODY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/m-lenchon-promises-action-against-israeli-annexation-if #NZ
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