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Majority of funds stolen in cryptocurrency hack replenished, Binance says

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·31 Oct, 02:39 pm
Majority of funds stolen in cryptocurrency hack replenished, Binance says — Philippines
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The Straight Version

Binance claims 90% of its stolen crypto is back in wallets.

The UNHINGED Take

Binance’s 'replenishment' is like a broken promise to clueless crypto fanboys. It’s a sham, rolling back its own scam while thieves sip fresh loot.

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The Bottom Line

SCAM FEST / 10

Binance’s 'replenishment' is like a broken promise to clueless crypto fanboys.

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