The Straight Version
34‑year‑old impersonated Army soldier, scammed vehicles and ₱100k+ before cops nabbed him in Agusan.
The UNHINGED Take
He spun a sundalo story and stole vehicles, cash, and a .45. The joke ends when cops catch him—now the Army can brag about their newest recruit: a no-security, criminal version. Oh shoot.
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The Bottom Line
CHAMP OF LIES / 10
He spun a sundalo story and stole vehicles, cash, and a .45.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
He spun a sundalo story and stole vehicles, cash, and a .45. CHAMP OF LIES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/man-posing-as-soldier-for-alleged-swindling-nabbed #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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